Opening hand:

Sites: Try to get an iceberg and an Earth site, if you are lucky maybe a tower, too.

Hand: A Pudge, a Blink, and a Phantom Steed would be good! If not, you will be digging with your Seer each turn for them.

Starting plays: Draw a land first turn. You will want to play your two Earth sites to get ready for the big man's arrival, and try to get an Iceberg. This is important to keep our fat, jiggly demon alive, since your opponent will have a tough time giving him a rigorous death bath or a dirt nap if it is out, as Iceberg keeps things nearby from being submerged or buried.

While you are waiting, you have a unicorn, Bannermen, maybe some foot Soldiers and Phantom Steeds to tempt your opponent's removal.

Between your Seer and your spells like Blink, your main goal is to get to and play Pudge and Icebergs, and then the fun begins.

Mid Game:

Many of your creatures can carry the lovable fatty to new territory, often wreaking havoc on their plans at coordinated strikes, and you have a lot of mobility spells that also replace themselves with another card, like Flanking Manouver, in this deck. When this fails, you have Sisters of Silence and a Magnetic Muzzle that can take away Pudgie's Immobile ability, but also stuff your opponents creatures with frustration and depression on becoming second rate citizens of the realm by not having abilities anymore, maybe even killing them if it removed Burrow or Submerge. Sure, Pudge loses its projectile, but he can move, attack, and reposition. With Bannermans help, he becomes a walking tank, regaining his ability, likely next turn.

The Kythera is in the deck to mess with random factors, but you have a few yourself, like Raise Dead to specifically bring back Pudge or something better, but it helps with endgame lightning strikes, too; or spoiling your opponents chances of anything going their way. Use Craterize if the board gets out of control from you.

Tips:

There are a few water sites in the deck, they are there -only- to help with scry abilities to get you the cards you need, and also to get you the two Simulcrums so you can get some more skin in the game (MOAR PUDGE!!) (Why settle for only 3 Pudge?)

Crossroads will help you get Icebergs, Rift Valleys help move Pudge around, same with Cloud City but CS can also possibly cut your opponent off from a place to play land.

Play aggressive once you get your combo out, and use Gorgons and creature clearance to control the board so your Pudge can eat his fill. Use Common Sense to fetch up what you need to keep the pressure on. If your Pudge gets swallowed by a frog, just teleport him out and strike back. Protect your Pudgies with Icebergs and a Gilded Aegis, and by the time the opponent has had enough and are almost dead they will likely cast a big creature you can then copy with Simulcrum, unless you already filled the board with copied Pudge.

When your opponent is completely focused on stopping their life loss, you should keep drawing spells and using your Seer to draw and play sites. At this point, get your movement spells and dig for Craterize, playing sites to generate the 8 mana.

Ending the game:

Craterize, our using Common Sense to fetch up Lightning Bolt, or just teleporting and moving Pudge around. You won't need much.

This is a fun deck that works suprisingly well and is a hoot to watch your opponents face crinkle into a wrinkled asshole when another lardy hits the field. What can I say, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Move Dat @ss!

@Grey_Archer