Disclaimer

This is not a GOOD deck but it is a FUN deck and it wins by putting the opponent on the back foot immediately.

Game Plan

Start fast. Your job is to get on the board early and begin disabling and pressuring their avatar and sites as soon as possible. You’re trying to keep them constrained while you chip, disrupt, and snowball tempo.

Core Strategy: Play Only 3 Sites

You are intentionally staying at 3 sites for most (or all) of the game, so your opening hand matters a lot.

Opening Sites Requirement

2 Water
1 Earth

If you can’t produce that cleanly, the deck doesn't work.

Ideal Site Sequencing (Best-Case)

Your dream site setup usually looks like:

Backline dual (sets you up cleanly)
A strong utility site for your second drop (Thin Ice / Troll Bridge / Gnome Hollows / Pebbled Path)
A modifier site that can temporarily disable or disrupt

Opening Spells and Early Turns

What You Want Early

To be ready to strike the moment you hit 3 sites, you want:

Riptide or Polar Explorers early (to set tempo and enable the quick pivot to pressure)
A low-cost minion in your opener

Rule of thumb: if your hand can’t present early board + immediate disruption/pressure by the time you’re on 3 sites, it’s not a keeper.

Removal and Interaction Priorities

Use your answers deliberately. This deck can’t afford to waste interaction.

Fey Changeling: your tool for dealing with warded minions (and other annoying protected bodies)
Arjaro: keep for big threats to cast spells from and auras (don’t blow it on small stuff unless you must)
Common Sense: treat as a resource to protect your key line
Prefer saving it to secure Ice Lance, unless you already have Ice Lance in hand

Bladerunner

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