This deck gets completely blown out by disenchant but damn it I want to know the joys of grapple shotting into an enemy avatar trapped by a sphere of animosity.

False Idol is basically unplayable anywhere else and Whirling Blades is a touch egregious even if it's astoundingly impactful. You probably don't need to go over 4 mana with this list unless you really want to cast one of those. The deck would be better swapping them for cheaper movement or direct damage, but again I'm interested in doing something splashy and goofy more than doing the most strictly optimal thing. The game plan is pretty straightforward: get up to four mana, deploying defensive sites as necessary to disable or avoid troublesome minions. Play artifacts onto your avatar. Use movement magic to get somewhere funny, and start tapping to hit faces and draw cards.

We're here to lose quick or win spectacularly.

Strategy

Overall goal of the deck. The plan is TKTK. We end the game by TKTK. We want the game to go TKTK short/long.

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Mulligans

What to keep, what to ship back, and why

Changes

Revision 2026-04-XX: updated primer to more usable format.

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Voltron!

@Anathema