My decks were flavourful. They told stories. Using adventurous cards you don't see in the meta. I loved them. My decks also did only one thing consistently: losing.

Tired of losing with my shitty yet creative ideas, I decided to create a deck that had good cards only, a deck only my wife's boyfriend would play.

In this deck there's no flavour. There's no nonsense. Every card must meet the condition of being a GREAT VALUE card:

1. It's out of mana tempo because of some shitty condition (Giantess, Thing in the Ice, Redcap) that we can get around with the right setup.

2. It includes a free, net-positive action (Succubus, Dragonets).

3. It's both defensive and offensive (Pudge, Vampire, Briar Patch, Coy Nixie).

4. It's just a staple.

5. Bodies for free (Border Militia).

6. Slows down your opponent (Hamlet's Ablaze, Crusade).

Yadayada.

Anyway... Sigh.

Winning can also be fun. So I hope you manage to win with this.

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**Briar Patch + Succubus + Troll Bridge + With the Aid of Pudge.**

**Spiders + Giantess / Thing in the Ice.**

**Hamlet's Ablaze** just to annoy.

Try to lock in fire threshold early. Boudicca will thank you.

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My wife's bf's deck

@SadKingBilly