AKA Waterboys: Duel for Atlantis

The long-storied Water/Earth variant of Two Hotdogs. There's a lot of synergies here. Putrid Presence plus Agartha is very funny. Almost as funny as Golden Dawn and Ruler of Thul. Sister Stefania and Thing in the Ice is a terrifying opening. This one doesn't even try to run Rings, as there's really no point.

I think the Thamariel package will do best here, as these are the best two Archangels. Rather than drawing tons of cards, this deck seeks to simply return everything that dies and stay alive in doing so. After reaching late game and exhausting the enemy's minions, you pop the Lifewish like those Reno players we all hated from Hearthstone.

Water Sausages

@Jake the Human