Copied and heavily modified from @Letham

Can't afford minions? Not to worry! Your avatar is your minion now, like a single mom working two jobs.

Buff them up, move them out. [[Fine Courser]] will help with that. [[Vampire Bats]] and [[Daperyll Vampire]] might even keep you alive long enough to draw a couple cards.

[[Coy Nixie]] and [[Guile Sirens]] move your enemies in for the kill, or just put them to [[Sleep]] so you don't take damage on the attack.

[[Apprentice Wizard]] draws cards and can cast [[Shrink]], [[Sleep]], and [[Magic Missiles]]. [[Helpful Hob]] is an expensive untap to get your Avatar swinging again. [[Order of the Sacred Oak]] is very situational, keeping you safe from [[Raze]] and [[Hamlets Ablaze]]. At least it has (3) power.

[[Whirling Blades]] is the classic finisher.

You'll find just about every Exceptional over a $1 in here, so it's gotta be good, right? Just keep putting lipstick on that pig and you'll be the prettiest Battlemage at the prom.

Poorcery - This Deck is All I Have

@ryleyg